Total Medals Earned: 82 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,450 Points
Medals Earned: 11/20 (75/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 10/11 (75/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 3/28 (20/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
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Medals Earned: 1/47 (5/370 points)
Complete Level 006
Complete Level 012
Complete Level 018
Complete Level 024
Complete Level 030
Complete Level 036
Complete Level 042
Complete Level 048
Complete Level 054
Complete Level 060
Complete Level 066
Complete Level 072
Complete Level 078
Complete Level 084
Complete Level 090
Complete Level 096
Complete Level 102
Complete Level 108
Complete Level 114
Complete Level 120
Complete Level 126
Complete Level 132
Complete Level 138
Complete Level 144
Complete Level 150
Complete Level 156
Complete Level 162
Complete Level 168
Complete Level 174
Complete Level 180
Complete Leve 186
Complete Level 192
Complete Level 198
Complete Level 204
Completed Level 210
Complete Level 216
Complete Level 222
Complete Level 228
Complete Level 234
Completed Level 240
Complete Level 246
Complete Level 252
Complete Level 258
Complete Level 264
Complete Level 270
Complete Level 276
Complete Level 282
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/290 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.